February 2011
96 posts
January 2011
66 posts
“I finally figured that if you are going to step on a live mine, make it your...”
– Ray Bradbury
Useless information — →
The original name for butterfly was flutterby
Pale Blue Eyes; Lou Reed
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
humaninterrupteded:
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
I’m such a “disappointment” that they don’t even treat me like I’m their son anymore.
Moving out in 8 hours.
I'm throwing away everything in my room unless...
OH MY GOD
-notthedroidsyourelookingfor:
NEW FRINGE ON FRIDAY
^Things that are true.
The New Zodiac
ermlabrat:
fakescience:
I can’t believe I am a Spork! I like to categorize things, and Sporks clearly defy categorization.
I’m a Chili, but I really want to be a croissant. xD
How To Make Pizza For 38 Cents →
I just made this. I would add pineapples or ham. Still working on finding the right dinner rolls/ too noob to start making dough :O
1 tag
I got Netflix today.
calecake:
What should I watch?
Loverboy.
i woke up with a periodic table in bed with me
thenerdone:
average day so far.
2010 Tied 2005 as Hottest Year, Climate Figures... →
2010 was a wet hot mess. Yeah, pretty much.
Fred Phelps is a Con Man →
The world is a beautiful place.
shouting
musclesbetternervesmore:
is not necessary when you’re skyping people.
GOTTA LUV COLLEGE!
Monarch
by Stan Wise
The monarch flips slowly on the sidewalk with the limp, wheezy struggles of its wings. My three-year-old daughter asks, What’s wrong with it? “It’s dying.” She asks why, and I tell her, “It’s that time of year.” I’m surprised when she says, She needs a name. She’s dying, Poppie. “Give her a name,” I say. ...
